Something to add to your wish list this Holiday Gift-Giving Season: KISS and Make-Up, the autobiography of Gene Simmons, front man for the band KISS.

Let's see: he claims in this book to have slept with 4,600 women, including Diana Ross and Cher. And he says he has intimate photos of all these encounters.

But look, he's a civilized guy who absolutely respects women: "I hope the tone isn't like what guys do when they drink beer and watch football games," he says in Spin magazine.

"There is a big difference between a gentleman who is attracted to all women and some idiot named Vinnie." Simmons's real name is Chaim Witz.